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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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democracy

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Women's rights

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Penis-Pump

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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George Bush.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Gadaffi

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Dick spice

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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