Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A jew go out of a bar

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A black guy with his family.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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