- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the clock say? The time.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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