- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

So. The gays. ...

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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