Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

baby loves lalma

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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