How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Poop

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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A seal walks into a club.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Jake Bowar

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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