- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

A seal walks into a club.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Jared Gough is a slut

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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