whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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