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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Guess what? No.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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