Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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baby loves lalma

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Sorry boss

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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math test 2=2

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Women's football

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Women's Sports

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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