sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Gadaffi

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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