"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Pickles

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Potato

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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hey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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