- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

guess what what? nothing.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What is Earth made out of? Earth

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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