yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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this is a joke

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A black guy with his family.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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don't look behind you

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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