knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Garry Glitters on here

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Anti Joke

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