Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Christians pornstars.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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