im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

your a towel.

Gabe Mercado

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

69, hahaha

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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