- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How much did the Holla Cost?

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Knock Knock Come in

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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