Paul Dylan King!

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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knock knock go away ok

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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BWAT

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Where's my tractor?

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How did th-A fridge.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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