What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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