- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

haha, you're an orphan

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

BWAT

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Women's Sports

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Potato.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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