What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Obama

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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