I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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