- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What abou three times

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Penis

That didn't hurt.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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