What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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