imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Women's rights...

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Dear Board of education, so are we.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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