- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

How much did the Holla Cost?

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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