Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Canada

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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ha.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Alt F4

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

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