Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Obama

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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