What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Are you a human?

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did the clock say? The time.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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