- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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