why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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