- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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