Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Farts smell bad!

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Knock Knock Come in

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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