- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse said "nay."

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

your a towel.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

weiner? balls

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Civil Rights.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Women

Canada

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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