- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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