- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

No. Yes.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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