Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Canida

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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poop

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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