What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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YOLO

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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