- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

No. Yes.

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