How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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poop

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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the real mccoy

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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