- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Yes?

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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