Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Where's my shotgun

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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