What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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