- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A fat boy walked into a party

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A black guy with his family.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

asian drivers.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Can you see this brett? Connor

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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