- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Women Voting

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Blarg

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

My butt!!!!!!!!

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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