what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why? Because!

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

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Republicans

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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