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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Knock knock Come In.......

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

No it isn't.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Civil Rights.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Sonic

9/11/2001

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

black people

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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