GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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