- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the clock say? The time.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Knock knock Come In.......

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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