No. Yes.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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asian drivers.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Period Blood

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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