- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

guess what what? nothing.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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