whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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