Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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