How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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