Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why? Because!

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Knock knock What

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Anti jokes.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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The Bible

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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