If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

my mom raped yerr foot

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A fat boy walked into a party

A jew go out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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