Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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