When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Women's rights

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Japan called... They need help.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What's dead? Your mum.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

I have no ideas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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