A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Knock knock What

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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ugh good riddance

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Jake Bowar

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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