- Anti Joke

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Do you need any assistance?

no

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.