Barack Obama

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Women's Rights

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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K

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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