A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Vagina-Boob

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Womens Rights.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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