How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

The Economy

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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